Merry Slackmas!

  It’s been a bit quiet around here (I’ve been busy enjoying my life outside the site) and clearly my sense of originality hasn’t improved but I hope everyone has a joyous day! One where they tell their boss to shove it, spend time with folks they love (or just enjoy the day by themselves)…

A New Schedule

I haven’t been posting lately due to a mixture of the usual: Existential dread, laziness and perhaps the fact that my to-do list has been recently cut down to a list of anti-work(ish) movies and an assortment of other half-finished ideas. So, in order to pick the pace (back) up for the rest of the…

Patreon Update for 12/3/16

Personal Update(s)/Introduction Wow, so, a lot can change in a month, huh? The last time I wrote one of these things the election hadn’t happened, my hard drive hadn’t crashed, I had one more roommate to help pay the rent and I had just gotten back from my book tour a week or so ago.…

Book and Book Tour Updates

Hi everyone! I know I’ve been doing a bunch of writing lately and part of that was to make sure I made up for last week. One of my co-workers got fired for stealing cartons of cigarettes. Surprisingly, instead of being some giant blow against capitalism it instead makes us have to do inventory checks…

Patreon Update for 9/6/16

Personal Update(s) / Introduction Let me be clear that August was a desperately tough month for me as I went through various personal and deeply emotional tribulations. The fact that I was still able to post 11 times in a month seems to me like a goddamn miracle considering everything I went through with my…

Patreon Update for 7/7/16

This update will be slightly shorter than usual partially because June had far less content than I usually go for due to a mix of looking for a job, Porcfest, having strep throat and other writings taking up my time. I hope to make up for that in July but with a job and some…

Oops, I did It Again (I Got a Job)

I’m working at another convenience store. Sadly I’m not making enough money on here or C4SS to live off of (though it’s not bad and I appreciate that money for sure). So I have to take up a 20+ hour part-time job in the meantime until I can figure something else. It’s just to pay…