Tired of having to work for phony references or even good ones? Or maybe you have burned too many bridges to get good ones? Got some spare cash lying around? Of course you do!

All of these reasons and more is why maybe you should consider faking your job references*:

For a small fee, CareerExcuse.com promises to not only craft an elaborate lie based on your exact job specifications but to see it through for as long as necessary. The site will provide a live HR operator and staged supervisor, along with building and hosting a virtual company website—complete with a local phone number and toll-free fax. CareerExcuse will even go so far as to make the fake business show up on Google Maps.

*use your own moral discretion for these types of things, folks…